solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

solarsyrup:

what’s that noise.

sounds like a graveyard smash

i’m going to check

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

i-need-jisoos-christ:

Fuck you I actually sang this

vulcannic:

plain-flavoured-english:

truedecepticonleader:

ears-and-eyebrows:

vulcannic:

Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that leonard nimoy had to walk off set because of tooth pain and show up at his dentist dressed as spock

Also Brent Spiner broke his mandible during the filming of ‘The Game’ and had to be taken to hospital dressed as Data

an earthquake happened near the DS9 set once and Armin Shimerman went racing home to his family in full-on Quark makeup

Andy Robinson also went home after that earthquake in full Garak makeup and the traffic lights weren’t working so people had to make eye contact at the intersections and he says everybody always let him go first

This post has been circulating around for a couple of years and this is the first addition that I genuinely didn’t know about and gOD HOW DID I NOT KNOW

vieratheartist:

I love everything about this.

comupter:

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

classicdaisycalico:

jellyofthearts:

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no. 

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

taahko:

taahko:

i love being a camp counselor…obvi t posing is big rn so we use it as a quiet call and u havent LIVED until youve seen 100 children t posing absolutely silently in a field

i taught an 8 yr old in my swim class how to do a backfloat by saying “remember to t pose!!” and she got it

yankee-san:

treefrogsoup:

okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

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karaehl:

karaehl:

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

xingksoo:

yixing 2015-2016: baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby

yixing 2017-2018: bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

palmer:

Me when I have nothing to do: Hm I’m bored

Me when I have 12 deadlines due in ten minutes:

Hm wonder what’s the origin of the letter W

cryptmutt:

droidz:

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

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this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fuck this means one day.

duskdragonxiii:

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch